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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on Oct 23, 2011 18:55:29 GMT -5
LMAO!
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Post by GalaxiaD on Oct 24, 2011 15:29:59 GMT -5
If you've ever tried to screw your dad, you know there's just no easy way to get it in the hole!
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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on Oct 25, 2011 21:03:29 GMT -5
But now it cuts tomatoes quickly! Cuts peppers like a masturbating chef!
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Post by GalaxiaD on Oct 26, 2011 15:36:58 GMT -5
Cut cucumbers, zucchini, even zucchinicumbers, for a gourmet pizza perfect for anypony!
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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on Oct 26, 2011 16:40:01 GMT -5
Wonder Wedge! Wonder Wedge! Wonder Wedge!
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Post by GalaxiaD on Oct 27, 2011 15:02:17 GMT -5
Slice potatoes. You can make a little, or you can make a lot in seconds! *Hands move faster as he says this*
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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on Oct 29, 2011 0:09:31 GMT -5
For potato salad! Potatoes are rotten! And slice ease with cheese! *the word "ease" is cut in half by a wedge of cheese*
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Post by GalaxiaD on Oct 29, 2011 14:50:04 GMT -5
*Slurred gibberish* I know what you're thinking. You want a giant orgy with mark3611 in a steamy shower in the middle of the day, like magic!
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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on Oct 30, 2011 20:38:38 GMT -5
And look, your mom's grabbing your small penis, under the bed or under the sink, the secret's the suction action.
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Post by GalaxiaD on Oct 31, 2011 13:37:40 GMT -5
And right down to the very end, there's no waste of food. *lolwut?*
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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on Nov 1, 2011 0:36:37 GMT -5
And here's the best part: Unlike normal drivers, Billy Mays can safely drive with no hands! *phone rings* Hi it's Billy!
Billy (on phone): Hi it's Billy! What are you doing in my car?
Billy: No it's my car!
Billy (on phone): No it's my car, I guarantee it!
Billy (on phone): ..go fuck yourself with a Hercules Hook.
Billy: No problem.
Billy (on phone): I'm gonna take an incredible shit in your kitchen, right on your stove.
Billy: Be there in two minutes, see ya. *hangs up*
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