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Post by GalaxiaD on May 27, 2011 17:31:24 GMT -5
I was just masturbating a few minutes ago, but I never got to finish because I heard my brother stampeding up the stairs and, of course, no one knocks around here, so I had to pull my boxers up right quick. I now have blue balls. I am not okay with this.
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Post by Kperfekt on May 27, 2011 23:44:21 GMT -5
Sounds rough.
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Post by GalaxiaD on May 28, 2011 15:54:16 GMT -5
Believe me, it is. I used to be able to masturbate in peace like, all the time. Now, I'm constantly on edge 'cause I don't get any privacy thanks to my jackass brother and his bratty, little daughters.
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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on May 28, 2011 23:48:41 GMT -5
When are you gonna move out and start your life? You know, college, etc. Sounds like this is a sign from God that you better get on that.
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Post by Kperfekt on May 29, 2011 2:34:53 GMT -5
Yeah GXD I know you want to be successful and college is essential for that kind of thing. If you put off college for too long, you might never go.
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Post by GalaxiaD on May 29, 2011 19:06:30 GMT -5
Don't worry, I'm starting this fall. Hopefully, the time away from these heathens will give me the peace of mind I so desperately desire.
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Post by Kperfekt on May 29, 2011 22:19:28 GMT -5
Will you be going to a local college or one that's away from home?
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Post by L33tSilvie on May 29, 2011 22:28:55 GMT -5
(also what is blue balls)
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Post by Kperfekt on May 29, 2011 22:49:28 GMT -5
It's when you're really horny and you have to blow a load but you can't for some reason and your balls start to swell and hurt because of it.
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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on May 30, 2011 14:14:57 GMT -5
My balls have never done that, even when my masturbation session is interrupted.
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Post by GalaxiaD on May 30, 2011 14:55:34 GMT -5
Then you're one of the lucky ones. It's not a pleasant experience, believe me.
And KP, it's a local college. Washington University, as a matter of fact.
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Post by Kperfekt on May 30, 2011 20:43:01 GMT -5
Well at least you'll get away from your brother and annoying nieces for a little while.
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Post by Blue Ninjakoopa on May 30, 2011 21:46:27 GMT -5
That's true, GxD.
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Post by GalaxiaD on May 31, 2011 17:15:27 GMT -5
I'm looking forward to it. You know, assuming my floormates won't be complete douchenozzles.
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Post by Kperfekt on May 31, 2011 21:29:39 GMT -5
I'm looking forward to it. You know, assuming my floormates won't be complete douchenozzles. Somehow I get the feeling that one of them might be, while the rest are cool. *Views "Floormates"... BNK: cool. GXD: cool. l33t: cool. xtrme: douchenozzle.
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